Oh man. / by Christina Osheim

Perhaps pie in the face? Egg on the fave? Goop being dumped on me and my saved by the bell sweatshirt cut so that it hangs beautifully over ine shoulder showing off my bright neon organge sports bra? The funny thing is, sitting here in my studio I am wearing a bright orange sports bra. See documentation below. 

 

The look of horror at realizing i am not christina osheim but a wannabe kelly kaposki

The look of horror at realizing i am not christina osheim but a wannabe kelly kaposki

noir version. Orson, where are you? 

noir version. Orson, where are you? 

chrome version. Take that steve jobs & barney! 

chrome version. Take that steve jobs & barney! 

process: i like to think of t as self flaggelation.  

process: i like to think of t as self flaggelation.  

insta: instahorror: the aarp responsento instagram, snapchat, FaceTime and the rest

insta: instahorror: the aarp responsento instagram, snapchat, FaceTime and the rest

In a really messed up way this killing time/procrastination is linked to what im thinkimg about.

9 hours later. I had/have thoughts. They gotta wait til tomorrow.

nightynnihjt